In seinem neuen Lied „We made you“ schmeißt Eminem nur so mit medizinischen/pharmakologischen Begriffen um sich – wer findet sie zuerst? Ich hab sie mal fett gemacht, um Euch die Suche zu erleichern.
Guess Who
You Miss me?
Jessica Simpson sing the chorus
Jessica Simpson – (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We’re the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant‘-acid if you can
You’re ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We’re the ones who made you(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but what’s Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don’t, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 xenedrine
And I’ll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, ‚Baby say hello to my little friend‘
Brit f’rget K-Fed let’s cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won’t be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
A little did I mention, that Jennifer’s in-
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give ‘em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn’t Slim(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you(VERSE THREE)
And that’s why… my love
You’ll never live without,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
(Fart)
Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth (brrp)
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he’s back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he’s about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman’s here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, I’m your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made youSo baby, baby
Get down, down, downBaby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get downBaby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get downOh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can’t wait, I’m going back!! HAHA Whooo!DR DRE, 2020, Yeah
Zantac
bei Zantac handelt es sich um Ranitidin, einem Arzneimittel zur Kontrolle der Magensaftproduktion und Wikipedia hat folgendes dazu zu sagen:
Ranitidin ist ein kompetitiver, reversibler Antagonist des Histamin-H2-Rezeptors (H2-Antihistaminikum). Durch diese Rezeptorblockade wird die histaminabhängige Produktion der Salzsäure und Freisetzung des Verdauungsenzyms Pepsin im Magen vermindert. […]
Ranitidin wird nach oraler Aufnahme schnell im Darm resorbiert. Es verteilt sich im Körper, passiert auch die Plazenta und wird auch über die Milch ausgeschieden. Ranitidin wird in der Leber abgebaut über die Nieren ausgeschieden. Die Wirkungsdauer beträgt etwa 8 bis 12 Stunden.
Wirkung ist identisch mit denen von Protonen-Pumpen-Inhibitatoren.
Gluteus maximus
ist nichts anderes als unser Po-Muskel. Ort und Stelle, an der wir i.m-Spritzen verabreichen.
ventolin inhaler
ein Asthma-Spray welches auch unter dem Namen Salbutamol bekannt ist und wirkt schnell und effektiv bei Asthmaanfällen
xenadrine
zu Xenadrine EFX hab ich nicht soviel gefunden, ausser das es eine Diätpille sein muss…
Ritalin
das Medikament für den Zappelphilipp – Wirkstoff ist Methylphenidat, und wird hauptsächlich bei Kindern mit ADHS (Aufmerksamkeitsdefizit-/Hyperaktivitätsstörung) eingesetzt.
Alfalfa
heißt bei uns Luzerne und da Eminem ja Apotheker ist, hier die pharmakologischen Besonderheiten der Luzerne von Wikipedia:
Besonders reich an:
- Provitamin: A (Carotine), B1 (Thiamin), B2-Komplex (Riboflavin, Nicotinsäure, Pantothensäure, Folsäure), B3, B5, B6 (Pyridoxin), C (Ascorbinsäure), D (Calciferol), E (Tocopherol), H (Biotin), K (Phyllochinon, Menachinon).
- Chlorophyll (am Licht gekeimt).
- Kalzium (1200 mg pro 100 g Sprossen = doppelter Tagesbedarf!)
- leicht aufnehmbaren Mineralstoffen: Eisen, Kupfer, Magnesium, Phosphor.
- Proteinen (20 % des Gesamtgewichts).
Enthält alle essentiellen Aminosäuren.
So, und jetzt nochmal das Lied hören und sich freuen!
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